Let me start from the beginning.

Pre-show-loiterings. Playing mind games with some curious characters reselling tickets for twice the original price. Don’t worry all is well, I won, suffering only minor losses to my self-respect. As for this man…who knows who he is, nor why his belly is so large.

WHERE AM I?!?!?!

Abstraction… I’m sorry, ok?!

Yes, let us be friends.

Hail.