The Grown Up Kids

Y’all hearda it? Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and a lotta other “A list” Hollywood glams have coastal vacation houses in this town. I remember seeing clubs with huge posters the size of whole walls with those trashy watermarked pics they either take to make you feel famous or/and to advertise on Facebook to make you feel ashamed about spending Saturday Night alone eating ice cream cake instead of getting grinded on from behind and liking it. But instead of sweaty, blonde dudes wearing cut-offs and leather bracelets, the people in these pictures were Paris Hilton, P. Diddy, Scarlett Johansson, Rihanna, Tom Cruise, and, for the sake of time, every other famous person that exists. So, ya know…if you haven’t heard of this place it’s about time you start reading US Weekly.